can i tell the blow up doll joke x) or no papa D jokes


-Semi-Racist-

anyways Papa D jokes (80 year old priest i think very very dry humor told me this)

One day this man goes into an adult store and wanted to buy a blow up doll. So the guy asks the clerk.
Clerk replies,"Ok Male or Female?"
Guy: "Female"
Clerk asks,"White or Black?"
Guy: White
Clerk asks, "Catholic or Muslim?"
Guy: " What the hell does religion have to do with this!?"
Clerk: "Well Muslim dolls blow themselves up"

3 migits are are going for world records and they show up at Gueniss Book of World Records to see if they are # 1

migit one walks in and says, I have worlds smallest hands.
---->Gueniss replies, Yes you do, you have a world Record.

Migit two walks in and says, I have worlds smallest Feet
---->Gueniss replies, yes you do, you have a world Record.

Migit three walks in and say, I have worlds smallest Weiner
----->Gueniss busts out there small measuring tape and says
----->Sorry sir, but you are second
Migit replies, well, if I'm second, whos first?
----->Gueniss replies and migit interupts:

hehehe xD. I love that joke

this is a that's what she said joke


ok so yesterday (31 august 2010) i was putting my stuff into the trunk of the car and i was trying to find a spot to put my World Studies book and laptop to go in and then my friend says," Just stick it in, it doesn't matter where it goes" and i replied,"that's what she said"...

This Joke can be considered dirty... so be warned...

One day on a beautiful lake, there's a fly.
He's just offshore, flying about a foot above the water.
Below the fly is a trout!
He's watching the fly, thinking: "Man, if that fly comes down just a little bit, I can have something good to eat!"
So the trout is watching the fly, doing his little fly thing.

Just onshore, in the brush, there's a bear!
He's watching the fly, thinking: "Man, if that fly comes down just a little bit, the trout will go for the fly, and I can have something good to eat!"
So the bear is watching the trout, watching the fly, doing his little fly thing.

Two Hundred Meters back, in a tree stand is a hunter, munching on a PB&J sandwich.
He's watching the fly, thinking: "Man, if that fly comes down just a little bit, the trout will go for the fly, and that bear will go for that trout, and I can have something good to eat! Instead of this damned sandwich!"
So, the hunter is watching the bear, watching the trout, watching the fly, doing his little fly thing.

Underneath this hunter, there's a mouse in his hole.
He's watching the fly, thinking: "Man, if that fly comes down just a little bit, the trout will go for the fly, and that bear will go for the trout, and the hunter will drop his sandwich to shoot that bear, and I'll have something good to eat!"
So the mouse is watching the hunter, watching the bear, watching the trout, watching the fly... doing his little fly thing.

WAAAAY back on the hill, is a cat!
He's watching the fly, thinking: "Man, if that fly comes down just a little bit, that trout will go for the fly, that bear will go for the trout, the hunter will drop his sandwich to shoot the bear, and the mouse will come out of his hole... so I can have something good to eat for dinner tonight!"

So...
The cat is watching the mouse, watching the hunter, watching the bear, watching the trout, watching the fly... still about a foot above the water, doing his little fly thing.

Lo-and-behold!
Down drops the fly!
Up swims the trout!
Out comes the bear!
Hunter drops his sandwich and raises his gun!
Mouse comes out of his hole to get the sandwich!
Cat comes barreling down the hill!
He's running...
running...
running...
...
...
...
...
He trips and falls in the lake!

Now, what's the moral of the story?
(click the spoiler to find out)

Spoiler:

When the fly drops 6 inches, the pussy gets wet.

epicness for you goober. made me lol

goober that is amazing xD

/win?

lol.

Now, try memorizing that joke and tell it at the next social gathering with your friends. Especially while drinking.

You'll have party fouls and people dying on the floor.

What is Mario and Luigi's favorite clothing material?

Denim, denim, denim

Time to revive this D:<

Q. What did Jesus say when he died?
A. Re-spawning in, 3, 2, 1

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"Fu*k me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

how many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

no idea itd be funny as hell tho.

no? fair doos made me chukkle lol

lol good jokes i have one but i dont think it is appropriet

you can still post it just say what it's in appropriate for and who it MIGHT offend a few lines above the actual joke so those who are offended won't read it